Jun 6, 2008

Top 10 Signs That You've Grappled Too Much

If you think the girl on the right is getting intimate with the other girl's fist, #youdontroll
Apparently, according to some folks, I don't officially have a blog unless I have a "Top 10" list or two. Or three. Or seventy-five.

Punch Kick Choke's Top 10 Signs That You've Grappled Too Much

10) You know who Mitsuyo Maeda is.

9)  You get upset at people who think "Kimura" is a traditional Japanese women's dress.

8)  You have been involved in a "Gi vs. No-Gi" argument at some point.

7)  Your animal impressions suck, as they always involve a turtle and you on all fours not moving, or a spider on its back while shoving your feet in your friend's faces.

6)  In bed, you refer to missionary as "Guard."

5)  When someone says "Triangle," you think "Choke" and/or your testicles in someone's face.

4)  You correct people on the internet who spell out BJJ as "Brazilian Jujitsu."

3)  Every time you give somebody a hug, you make sure you have the double underhooks.

2)  You know that "SAMBO" isn't a Latin dance.

1)  You "Say Gracie" before every meal.

...Meh. I'd say these were mildly amusing at best. Any suggestions?


Anonymous said...

I've heard that "Say Gracie" one before, but #9, 7, 4, and 3 made me LOL.

Nicely done, sir.

Anonymous said...

LOL at 3, so true

Anonymous said...

Our Helio who art in Brazil, hallowed be thy name....


Anonymous said...


Mark Tery said...

If you plan to learn this growing sport, you must pick up a jiu jitsu gi for your training. In addition, if you watch any high-level competitions, so you will see that all of the participants wear a gi of some sort.