I'm getting my eyes fixed shortly via surgery, so posts this week might by sparse. If you've noticed a few more grammar mistakes in my usually *ahem* perfect writing recently, it's because I've basically been writing my posts blind and without proofreading. I'm just that skilled/dedicated. That being said, this costs money and whatnot, so anyone with a heart of gold or just enjoys my writing should email me here and paypal me some cash or send your firstborn child via Fedex.
To make this post worth reading, here is a picture of a kitten trying to climb up a slide and failing.